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My Job Resume for Elon Musk

My Job Resume for Elon Musk

By Digger Barr 

Posted by Sitara on November 10, 2024



My job resume for Elon Musk

It is my understanding that Elon Musk is hiring for the new DOGE program. Department of Government Efficiency.
This program is tasked with reducing the government spending that has wasted all of our money. I mean, Taxpayers money.
They are seeking high IQ people who can work long hours.
I have decided to apply although I haven’t a clue about my IQ rating.
Perhaps by highlighting my many other qualifications, they will speak for themselves.

To begin this resume I would like to introduce a new word.
Instead of saying ‘I have a’ or ‘My qualifications are’, I am going to lead each category with ‘Ama’ . This simply means ‘I am a..fill in the blank.’
This should save time and quicken this whole process. Compact and to the point, consider it a new professional moniker like PhD or LMT.

Ama off gridder.
No one on the planet knows better on how to cut the fat better than an off gridder. This is the salt of the earth, get’er done, can do attitude with genuine creative ingenuity.
Trust me because if you don’t, we are all going to die. Specialties are sleeping in the open during a rainstorm and opening a can without a can opener.

Ama poor public school student.
Oh yeah. Don’t measure my IQ by what they taught me in school. I didn’t want to learn because I figured they were all a bunch of liars. They tried to tell me Columbus discovered America. They tried to tell me Lolita was good literature. They tried to tell me statistics was the most important math class I could take. It kind of was because I learned how to manipulate the numbers to say whatever I wanted the results to say.
With a BS in Psychology I have managed to BS my way through almost everything.

Ama conspiracy theorist.
One of my strongest attributes. I don’t always believe what people tell me. I never believe what the news media tells me. I always want to know what the rest of the story is.
Probably a remnant of growing up with Paul Harvey.
I definitely have been critical of govt spending for years. Who couldn’t see that our social programs are not helping people? Infrastructure to intrastructure nothing was done or did what it was supposed to do. And the archaic management systems continued to sustain offices while nothing was being done. There are good intentioned people in those jobs that get burned by the system. Waste begets waste.
ama gonna leave it there as my fire is starting to rage.

Ama Ex – catholic
Seriously one of my proudest moments is when I locked myself in the bathroom and yelled I am not coming out if I have to go to Mass. My grandmother finally caved and said I wouldn’t have to go ever again if I would just unlock the door. I was in 5th grade. Win.

Ama poor independent single female.
And don’t get in my way. I can manage a household with very little money. There are simply things that one does not need. There are things that one does need. Knowing the difference is huge.

Ama small business owner
This almost speaks for itself. I have been a sole proprietor for 40 years. I grew up in a small business and bought my first box of candy when I was in first grade. I was making a profit on the playground and was well into the third box of jolly rancher fire sticks before getting pulled into the principal’s office. They had no appreciation for my business prowess. Since then I have settled into a good community that has loyal clients and no need for government oversight. Leaving that one right there.

Ama talented ambassador.
There are no conflicts that cannot be culled. I have managed to stay friends with all (most) of my exes. If you knew them, well… You would be impressed with me. They all have high IQ’s if that is any help.

Ama mixed breed
Cultural, economic and geographical differences matter. No ‘one policy fits all’ is possible. Having a multicultural background has shown me not only the diversity but the division that takes place in the natural world. In the ethnic world and in the manipulated world. Being human is a basic common denominator but it pretty much stops right there. We all need to have awareness that we are different and that is okay. We can still work together and everyone can get what they need. Maybe not what we always want but that is part of getting along.

Ama freethinker
I have a hard time coloring just inside the lines. I like to paint the whole canvas. Give me a blank canvas any day, everyday and I will figure out how to create something wonderful. I don’t mind making a mess in order to create something new. That is the fun of it all. Rolling up your sleeves and enjoying the process of creating and having fun. Bringing joy and utility together is the win-win in a thriving environment.
Can’t stand having debris on my driveway, but I love sticking my hands in the dirt. As long as my heart has a chance to express itself, life is good.

Ama Sagittarius with an Aquarian rising
And lastly but best of all, and I should have led with this, is my incredible astrological makeup. I am a mutable fire sign. That means I can fire up and rise to any occasion, with vigor, gusto and a sense of humor. Easy to get along with, the Aquarian element powers my fire and fuels it for as long as I need to continue. Aquarians have the propensity for doing things to perfection, with exactness and detailed precision. Coupled with Sag’s Jupiter this can be done on a very large scale. Moving into the age of Aquarius, the golden age, nothing would fit better than an Aquarian rising sign. I also have a moon in Scorpio but I don’t want to talk about that.

Here is my resumé. If anyone knows Elon and wants to submit this for me, that would be great.
I actually will have a bit of free time coming up. I think he could use my help.
In the meantime I am going to sit in my think tank until the next article comes to mind.

See ya’ll soon.

Digger2024 

Digger Barr
 

 

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My notes: 
  • God the Source is unconditional love, not a zealous god of [some] dogmatic religions.
  • All articles are the responsibility of the respective authors.


Reminder discernment is recommended
from the heart, not from the mind
 
The Truth Within Us, Will Set Us Free. We Are ONE.
No Need of Dogmatic Religions, Political Parties, and Dogmatic Science, linked to a Dark Cabal that Divides to Reign.
Any investigation of a Genuine TRUTH will confirm IT. 
TRUTH need no protection.
 
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